Rules

I'm not one for having very many rules, but in this litigious society, I have to cover my ass first and foremost.

The major rules and regulations around here:

  1. First Be No Dick

    Don't be a dick to other posters. Simple as that. Hippocrates would be proud.

    This means no criticizing other posters' secrets, no matter how you feel about them.

  2. Administrators (i.e. me) can and will edit and/or delete secrets containing personally identifying information.

  3. If you would like to change or remove your secret for any reason, please use the contact page and ask to have it edited/removed. This will only work for secrets you have added yourself, so don't try to get another user's secret deleted, unless you feel it's highly inappropriate and the mods/admins missed something.

  4. We have to disallow HTML in secrets. Some people like to ignore our first rule and post links to their lame-ass poker spam sites to improve their Google PageRank. If I ever allow links, they'll have rel="nofollow" attached to them, so search engines will never pick them up anyway. I will PROBABLY never allow links in posts, because I'm not looking forward to getting sued when someone loses their job or their innocence after being Goatse'd.

  5. As some have unfortunately learned, it is best to never Google anything I mention in passing that you don't understand. This includes Goatse, Tubgirl, Lemon Party, and Hai2u. If you look them up, it will build character, but this isn't Dungeons and Dragons, so I doubt that's your goal. You are likely to see something you can't unsee, be scarred for life, and be eaten by a Grue.

The basics (for those who like lists):