Contact Us

Rather than dealing with the old contact form, which only brought me spam, I'll do this in a machine-proof way. You get to solve a relatively simple riddle, and use the e-mail system of your choice to ask your question.

Riddle
What is my e-mail address?

    Clues
  1. It's at Google's e-mail service.
  2. It's all lowercase.
  3. It's my last name followed by my first initial at the aforementioned e-mail service.
  4. My full name is on the bottom of every page of this site.
  5. Seriously, look down and to the right. No, your other right.